Feb 12 2015
The Meow Alarm
Patches has taken it upon herself to become the family alarm clock and trail guide. Now that Abby is no longer home to answer her demanding meows, she has transferred her relentless demands to the rest of us.
It started with her sitting outside my door in the morning and meowing loudly just prior to the alarm sounding. She is starved in the morning (photos do not verify this as she is quite fat).
She does not concern herself with two hour delays of school for icy roads or the weekend change of schedule. She consistently requires my promptness.
Once I leave my room, the parade begins. As she must saunter immediately in front of my feet down the stairs, through the hall, and to her food dish in the kitchen. This parade is accompanied by meows of vocal variance, repeatedly turning around to watch that I don’t change course, and my irritated shushing of her. The shushing has no effect.
Not satisfied with simply bossing me around, this morning she insisted in leading Gabe in a parade down the stairs. Not being fully alert, Gabe slid down a few steps before he caught himself by the handrail. Later, prior to Zeke’s wake up time, Patches jumped on his bed and meowed in his face until he woke up and looked at her. Once her job was completed, she jumped down to wait for the parade.
Even though Josiah is working nights, not days, she is an equal opportunity offender. She will meow at his door periodically just for fun. Unfortunately for her, Josiah ignores alarms – be they electronic or cat.