Aug 15 2013
Packing Him Up and Shipping Him Out
When my parents shipped me off to the West Point Prep School, my packing list was as follows:
- undergarments
- toiletries
- envelopes and stamps
Yes, that was it. Everything else I needed was issued to me on the first day.
Whenever life in the Army was difficult for our family, I always quoted this Army truism, “If the Army wanted you to have a family, they would have issued you one.” It was fairly accurate throughout the years.
This weekend, we are sending Josiah off to college. The university is issuing him the following items:
- bed
- dresser
- desk
- fridge
- microwave
The following is his packing list. If it seems excessive, blame his “prepare for all contingencies” mother.
- laptop computer, kindle
- T.V., Wii
- surge protectors, ethernet cable
- backpack, rolling bag
- mattress protector, mattress pad, sheets, pillow with case
- blankets, comforter
- towels (bath, hand, beach), wash cloth
- laundry baskets, drying rack
- detergent, dryer sheets, dish soap
- desk lamp with light bulbs
- desk fan, lap desk
- hand vacuum (this old thing has been in the basement for 20+ years)
- dust pan with attached broom
- umbrella, rain jacket
- plate, bowl, mug, fork, spoon, knife, clothespins
- stapler, three hole punch, scissors
- case-it, binders, folders, notebooks
- paper, note cards, post its
- pens, pencils, sharpies, erasers
- envelopes, stamps
- tape, rubber bands, paper clips, batteries
- advil, tylenol, nyquil, claritan, bandaids, neosporin
- soap, shampoo, toothbrush, toothpaste
- comb, razor (he has no plan to use the razor, but a mom can hope)
- bucket, plunger, toilet brush
- toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, garbage bags
- clorox wipes, windex, plastic gloves, sponges
- shower caddy, shower shoes, bath mat
- over the door hangers, command strips, closet hangers
- jeans, t-shirts, hoodie
- shorts, khakis, polos
- dress pant, shirt, tie, jacket (He has to wear these for a ceremony at the end of the first week.)
- athletic gear, underwear, pajamas
- vans, running shoes, dress shoes, sandals
- popcorn, cereal, oatmeal, crackers, fruit cups, applesauce, cookies, candy
There it is in all its glory: the Manry college packing list for men. Next year, I will create the Manry college packing list for women. I am quite certain, with Abby involved, it will be much longer. It will most definitely include not just one, but two sets of sheets. Josiah received only one set of sheets. Men don’t wash their sheets. A second set of sheets would sit in the dresser drawer.
I learned this information from Dale when I went to see him in Korea where he lived without me for a year. Six months into the assignment, I went to visit him. His bed had brand new sheets on it, bought from the PX that morning. The set I sent him with had been pulled off the bed after six months, just prior to my arrival.
Feel free to let me know of any item I’ve overlooked. We have two days until departure.